Meteorites

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Hazel-BabyHazel-Baby
20:56 06 Jul 22
Great staff, super friendly! Amazing products and nice selection. very educated on their products. I highly recommend wether you're a noob, a pro or anything in between!!
Ricky RomeroRicky Romero
21:55 24 May 22
Best products and people. Try their legal options. I did not need my medical card and was left feeling great.
Alex KellerAlex Keller
00:37 24 May 22
Updating my review after trying all the products we got. WOW. These people know what they are doing! Best of all they aren't some corporation. Real mom and pop trying to do better for the cannabis community. Only place to shop.
Bill nobusinessofyoursBill nobusinessofyours
17:39 11 May 22
A hidden gem in Apopka. Other dispensaries sink millions into the way they look, cool until you figure where the money is coming from... YOU!No frills or fancy waiting rooms at this place. You can tell these guys are all about the product, which is just as good as those other dispensaries (who will remain nameless, lol) and it is less than half the price!I'm telling you, take the ride to check it out. You may never go anywhere else again.
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A meteorite is a solid piece of debris from an object, such as a comet, asteroid, or meteoroid, that originates in outer space and survives its passage through the atmosphere to reach the surface of a planet or moon. These are not your average THC moon rocks.

Our Chronic Guru meteorites, are dense, sticky objects that once smoked will cause a torrent of cannabinoids to rain throughout your endocannabinoid systems.

After smoking you will quickly realize how relaxed you are, your mood improved, laughter will fill the air. These thick, rich, THC-drenched buds, smothered in CBG kief will have you feeling right. At 53.3% THC these are not for the light of heart.

Consuming your Meteorites

We recommend using a pipe or one hitter for consuming Meteorites; we further recommend that you dedicate one specific pipe specifically for consuming these. These are the same recommendations we have for our normal moon rocks. There are two reasons for this:

  • Meteorites are designed for all-day sessions, so your pipe will be occupied and ready to fire up when desired
  • Your pipe will develop a unique flavor and coating which can enhance future Meteorite sessions

Product Highlights

  • Effects: Pain Relief, Euphoria, Stress Relief, Relaxation
  • Type: Indica Hybrid
  • Strength: 53.3%

Suggested Storage

To maintain the state of freshness in which they arrived, we recommend storing your product in the refrigerator or freezer until they are ready for use. If stored in the freezer, remove at least 30 minutes prior to its intended use. This is recommended for any THC moon rocks you buy from us.

Meteorites Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to it either being illegal or not explicitly legal according to state laws, this product does not ship to the following states: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa, Montana, Nevada, North Dakota, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont.

Caution

  • Do not use the product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery.
  • Use responsibly and keep out of reach of children. 
  •  If you are subject to regular or random drug screening, it is best not to consume this product.
  •  Chronic Guru cannot be held responsible for any individual who consumes this product.
  •  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
  • Do not use if you are pregnant.

You can find more products on our main page: https://chronicguru.com/cannabinoid/thc/

 

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18 reviews for Meteorites

  1. Willie Coachman (verified owner)

    These things are great if you need to increase the strength of what you already have. I have not used them in any other way.

  2. Rashad Dixon (verified owner)

    These meteorites are good. Everytime I roll up my weed I will put these in it. I be feeling relaxed and happy

  3. John (verified owner)

    I love these sticky little chunks of happiness…adding a little piece of meteorite to a bowl of a low potency strain makes for a nice mellow result.

  4. Clint Burney (verified owner)

    Love them my ultimate favorite. Great flavor takes me back reminds me a lot of the old Hash back in the 90s. I will try not to run out of these gems and hope y’all don’t. Chronic Guru Thank You, Great staff amazing customer service. Customer for life keep it up!

  5. gcdonny41 (verified owner)

    Overall potency and value is totally fire 🔥 excellent to mix flower or strain up over flower in a water pipe

  6. Terry Hanson (verified owner)

    Awesome product. One bowl last all day. Well worth the money.Will order again

  7. Ian Combs (verified owner)

    The strength of the product is great. Good for quick sessions to get you feeling right, or a long session to get you all the way right.

  8. Michelle Smith (verified owner)

    Pretty awesome in the vape, when you don’t have to taste the wax, unless you like the taste, otherwise, amazing high, a long euphoric effect!

  9. Michael Smith (verified owner)

    Totally awesome products from you guys. I just wish you would still ship the products in the glass jars as that is what made you guys really stand out from the crowd for me. They are the perfect totes. But the weed is great

  10. JEREMY PANNELL (verified owner)

    Love these have ordered them twice now and will be ordering more

  11. Bradley Hamilton (verified owner)

    I have found that I only use this product when I don’t have anything to do. The high last awhile….. You don’t need much at all.

  12. Terry Hanson (verified owner)

    I love these more and more every time

  13. benny webb (verified owner)

    These definitely send you to outer space and you don’t come back. You are just floating around different glaxies and enjoy the beauty of natura. Any time I’ve had a rough day, they send all the pain away. The potency of these is insane. It is a great mixer to spice up any strain you have. It will liven up any bud you have!

  14. Brandon Wolfe (verified owner)

    I believe I’ve left a review on these once before already however I would like to do so again because these mf’s are the damn best ever, hands down. I love these things and will continue to order these as long as I can!!!!

  15. Aaron Sarmiento (verified owner)

    Absolutely amazing. This may not happen for everyone, but the high for me was surprisingly very clear headed. I don’t get the same foggy mind I usually get when I smoke. A little goes a long and 14G lasted me about 2 months(I would usually smoke twice that amount in flower in that time).

  16. Joseph Burton (verified owner)

    Strong

  17. Joseph Burton (verified owner)

    Sticky

  18. Jessica Wirth-Godfrey (verified owner)

    Astounding! This tops the best real stuff that I have had. The best thing is that I can slap one at the end of a pipe and just take a hit or throughout my day and it is just enough. If I really have a calm night I can mix up some of my favorite buds and smack one of these in the middle. Out flat no matter what I mix in! Only complaint is that they aren’t more available. Understanding this is a product that they make. It would be nice to get a good supply! I pack lasted my partner and I almost 3 weeks. He is a VERY heavy toker. These blew him out of the water. Best bang for your buck!

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